Jokes About Bartering
By
James Harvey Stout (deceased). This material is now in the public
domain. The complete collection of Mr. Stout's writing is now at
http://stout.mybravenet.com/public_html/h/
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We can trade these jokes for someone else's jokes.
- What's worse than bartering for an apple, and biting into it,
and finding a worm in it? Bartering for an apple, and biting into
it, and finding only half a worm in it.
- If you barter with a farmer, which two animals will you always
bring home with you? Your calves.
- Did you hear the joke about the man who bartered for a new
roof? It's over your head.
- What can say the word, "barter," in every language in the
world? An echo.
- If you trade to get a barrel, what can you put into it, to
make it lighter? Holes.
- Why is it easy to barter for food in the desert? Because of
the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
- What time is it when the clock strikes fourteen? Time to
barter for a new clock.